Capostrophe!

LADY'S NIGHT

every Thursday from 7:00 p.m.

for Lady's every cocktail 2,50

Koln. An apostrophe's search for asylum in Germany was turned down after it had broken applicable grammatical law in two cases. On a poster seen in Sudstadt/ Chlodwigplatz it had squeezed itself between the y and s of several women who were in the state of genitive, thus pretending only one woman was granted permission to the event, possibly the one vaguely portrayed with raised arms, mop and high heels. In the second case down below the accused caused irritation if not feelings of sickness in passers-by in command of German spelling rules. Claims for compensation are expected. Unfortunately, the German grammar vandal, who was rushing past, couldn't arrest the lawbreaker because she had no sticker or big pen on her. As a further step, the American Grammarvandal was informed and called for help. She said in an interview: "I am very sorry about the damage this sneaky little rascal caused. We are doing all we can to erase the false ones over here, but I had no idea they were now attacking other languages, too". The case has been passed on to NASAGRADE (National Service Against Grammatical Deficiency) to deal with it during the next few days.